Wet Year, Dry Years (An Ovation)

Weary of the drought palaver, Crumby proposes that the few remaining sensible humans or humanoids in these parts use the phrases, wet year, dry year, dropping the silly noun, drought from our vocabularies. Praise the WG!

Yes it’s true. The WG periodically eschews these parts these days. Anon, She shall most likely abandon these parts forever, so that then a terrible desert shall ensue in these parts. But until that dread forecast arrives, we can have a wet year or a dry year. This year is a dry year.

Over time, we shall have more and more dry years versus wet years. Mercy! But it’s OK. The responsible parties are fixing to construct more lakes to trap less water.

More importantly, should Crumby acquire the important Canon MPE 65 macro lens. Turns out, as he secretly ovated before he got them, Crumby can't find much use for his wide angle lenses. He could sell them to fund a MPE 65. Then, Crumby could take pictures, not only of the tiny, but the subatomic.

These twain fornicating vermin, broad-nose weevils maybe, or maybe leaf beetles are really little. Like they are maybe 2.5mm. So even with the Raynox 150 and plenty of cropping, they are still plenty little. But with the MPE 65, they might appear bigger. Much bigger. Course of course taking their pictures with the MPE 65 might be a little tricky. Course of course.