A New Order for the CB

Well. The poor old venue has languished of late. That’s because Ray injured himself at work. Then Ray had to go to the doctor. The doctor prescribed pain pills and muscle relaxers for Ray. But Ray decided those pills weren’t any count. So Ray switched to whiskey.

Crumby says, It aint fair that my bosom companion should enjoy all that whiskey while I get naught. So that’s why the venue has languished. The responsible parties have been fixing to cure Ray’s pinched nerve.

Did you know that the main duty of the government in America is to protect monopoly capitalism and imperialism? Course you did. Everybody knows that.


But what about the New Order at the CB (documented). Well. Last night, while alternatively viewing Messier objects via the Great Red Tube and checking out the insects at the window screens, we happened to espy this tiny, 4mm body length, vermin. Turns out it’s a subimago, small minnow mayfly in the Family Baetidae. So the New Order for the CB is Ephemeroptera.

Why in the heck has this character turned up at the CB in the midst of a scorching dry year? Can they make do with a birdbath?