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First names are super important. Yet first of all, how can a John be made more interesting or unique. Easy that, take out the h. What’s your name, honey? They call me Jon, without the h.

Or, you can take out the h, then substitute an R for the J to get Ron. Man alive! You could easily combine those first names. Jonron. Ronjon. Sounds like a great name for a big company that employs plenty of hard-working Americanos. Eh?

Mitt and Newt are mighty cute.
Newt and Mitt are full of shit.

Many wonder or speculate on, what the doubly popular name, Rick, is short far. Well. Rick is actually short for Ricktum, which is a corruption of the Latin, Rectum.