Nervous Hospitals

We had a long discussion collectively today at RGVECB. The discussion started out on the subtopic, is Red watching too much TV. We all, including Red, agreed that he was, and Red has agreed to limit his TV watching to two hours a week, one hour maximum on Sunday morning and the other hour more or less distributed from Monday through Friday in the morning. We arrived at this decision because everyone thought Red might be going crazy from watching too many crazy people on the news. You see, old Druids of many iterations can become like mirrors, and begin reflecting accumulated impressions, and this can cause them to appear crazy. And we surmised that all the crazy people on TV might be engendering this appearance of craziness in Red.

All of us think Red will be OK. He just needs to cut back on TV.

The business with Red concluded we pivoted on to the subtopic, nervous hospitals. Most of us here are old enough to remember when there were plenty of state funded nervous hospitals that the apparently crazy could be shut up in. Nowadays though, these facilities are far less numerous and their capacities for holding the nervous and crazy have been much reduced. Given the decline in these facilities, the Crumby Ovate surmised that there might be an inverse relationship between the number of crazy people locked up in nervous hospitals and the number of crazy people that have jobs on TV and that the crazy people on TV are the very same ones that would be shut up in nervous hospitals if there was room for them.

Now you old timers try hard to remember back to the days when Uncle Ronnie started shutting down the nervous hospitals. Shortly after that more and more crazy people started appearing on TV. And then, apparently, once some of the crazy people got a foot in the door, well you know what happened, they started hiring all their crazy friends and relatives.

Now on TV, we view a cottage industry of the crazy and nervous, frothing, twitching and hollering. Well, at least a great many of them (the crazy and nervous) have better jobs. For awhile we had assumed they would forever wander the streets, homeless, so one might fairly surmise that they are better off on TV, entertaining the ...... public?

But then we pivoted on to a related and more troubling subtopic, demonic possession. Unfortunately, many of the obviously nervous and crazy TV personalities exhibit the classic signs. Sooooooooo,
we have decided that the nervous hospitals should be re-invigorated to contain the nervous and crazy TV performers exhibiting the classical signs of demonic posession. Further we challenge the Christians and Jews to do something about this, especially since all the crazy and nervous demonic posessions apparent on TV, pertain to their co-religionists.