Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Red in the Cow Barn La-trine, Stove Up

Let's see here. This one here spells it's a aperient. And this one here spells it's a cathartic. And this one here spells it's a laxative. This one spells purgative. This here one's a deobstruent (clears obstructions from ducts). Hmmmmm. Ol Red reckons he's purty stove up, but which one one, which one, which one?

Red hollers,

Ray, which one uh these dern herbal medicines do ye subscribe to?


Well Red, if yer really stove up, you should take all of em. Also, I got a fine little carmininative here too, if you are, well you know, gaseous.
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Redundancy in action.

The ArkDruid

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