Rayetta Takes Events in Stride

Last night I, Rayetta in my capacity as RGVECB House Detective caught Lomo ordering expensive telescopy apparati, red handed. Today, when the Crumby Ovate and I confronted Lomo on his dealings and his pilfering of the Crumby Ovates' checking account, Lomo, not for the first time, played the Cow Barn security card. And....... apparently, Lomo has convinced Red that his teloscopy apparati is all that stands between the Cow Barn and another round of generalized panic attacks. All Red required was that Lomo repay the Crumby Ovate, eventually. It also turns out that the main funding source of Telescope Tomfoolery is Red, who says he is making up for years of "not up to snuff" defense spending on the Cow Barn's military and we are in danger of becoming a second rate power. Well, la de da, for a fool and his money.

The Lovely Druidess Rayetta, House Detective