Ray’s Assisted Etymologies for the Current Prezidink of these Yorenited States
As promised in my thought for the day of yesterday, etymologies, brought to you by me, Ray, with the assistance of the lovely Druidess Rayetta.
little king - this could just as easily have been big king, or king george w., or stupid king or just about anything king or king anything. The reasoning is that the Bush bunch have assumed dynastic proportions in these Yorenited States; not surprising considering the long-running saga of the Bush bunch as a ruling class family. The current chief iteration may be the end of the Bush bunch in politics though, obviously the gene pool has sprung a leak. But semi-seriously, as you all know by now, there is always a tension between the male leader of a nation state and the White Goddess, and She is not apt to suffer an unusually inept one for too long, and the more inept the king is, the greater the punishment She requires to balance the ledger. Yea verily!
Bushnoid - a combination of the odd family name, Bush, and noid from adenoid. An adenoid is, for those of you who don’t know, and according to Ms. Merriam Webster, an enlarged mass of lymphoid tissue at the back of the pharynx. So this is really just nonsense and sounds funny. I, Ray thought it up.
The Demon Bush -
May I be fairly serious for a moment.
Why of course you can, Ray.
All righty then. Thank you. Thank you, Rayetta.
As you may know, Druids don’t believe in Demons in the same sense that Christians do, that is, that they are Angels that fell from God’s Grace at the time of the Great Rebellion of Lucifer, who is also called Satan, Beelzebub and other names. (He, the Devil, has lotsa names). However, Druids do appreciate that the term “demon” can be useful in a satirical context. Therefore, we are, in our capacities as word smiths (spellers), in the habit of combining the word demon with troubling phenomena, substances or people (Christians, commonly the less educated varieties, do this too). Hence we spell, Demon Bush, Demon Drought or Drouth, Demon Rum and Demon Snuff. Also, the signs of supposed demonic possession are well known, and the Bush exhibits lotsa them, just like the Reverend Robertson. This is why Red gets stressed out when he sees demons on TV.
little king - this could just as easily have been big king, or king george w., or stupid king or just about anything king or king anything. The reasoning is that the Bush bunch have assumed dynastic proportions in these Yorenited States; not surprising considering the long-running saga of the Bush bunch as a ruling class family. The current chief iteration may be the end of the Bush bunch in politics though, obviously the gene pool has sprung a leak. But semi-seriously, as you all know by now, there is always a tension between the male leader of a nation state and the White Goddess, and She is not apt to suffer an unusually inept one for too long, and the more inept the king is, the greater the punishment She requires to balance the ledger. Yea verily!
Bushnoid - a combination of the odd family name, Bush, and noid from adenoid. An adenoid is, for those of you who don’t know, and according to Ms. Merriam Webster, an enlarged mass of lymphoid tissue at the back of the pharynx. So this is really just nonsense and sounds funny. I, Ray thought it up.
The Demon Bush -
May I be fairly serious for a moment.
Why of course you can, Ray.
All righty then. Thank you. Thank you, Rayetta.
As you may know, Druids don’t believe in Demons in the same sense that Christians do, that is, that they are Angels that fell from God’s Grace at the time of the Great Rebellion of Lucifer, who is also called Satan, Beelzebub and other names. (He, the Devil, has lotsa names). However, Druids do appreciate that the term “demon” can be useful in a satirical context. Therefore, we are, in our capacities as word smiths (spellers), in the habit of combining the word demon with troubling phenomena, substances or people (Christians, commonly the less educated varieties, do this too). Hence we spell, Demon Bush, Demon Drought or Drouth, Demon Rum and Demon Snuff. Also, the signs of supposed demonic possession are well known, and the Bush exhibits lotsa them, just like the Reverend Robertson. This is why Red gets stressed out when he sees demons on TV.
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, August 28, 2005
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