The Crumby Ovate is Up Late Again, Pivotin'
Druid Pat sent over some instructions and examples of how to put links in the text files of these subtopics. I need to figure out how to do that even if I don't ever do that. I want his picture of the grizzly bear chasing the golfers handier, maybe. I'd rather have a picture of a grizzly bear eating golfers, though.
I think the reason I am having a panic attack over Poctinatella is because of the corporeal reappearance, to me, of the great Sharon Shelton, now Dr. Sharon Shelton-Colangelo. That new comparison, those two are much alike, and not being capable of personally achieving Poctinatella's goals for Poctinatella is troubling me a lot. I should be able to come up with a solution. I'm just not working hard enough at it. This keeps happening, to me.
Tomorrow is pseudo labor day, set up a good many years back by the chicken ass liberals to bowdlerize Labor Day which actaully occurs on May 1 and is itself a bowderlization of all sorts of goofy holidays going back to when most of us quit knuckle walking. Whatever they call a holdiay or whenever they schedule one, I'll take it. The holiday is why I am at liberty to sit here, pivotin' and not worrying about being sharp as a tack at 5 AM tomorrow.
What exactly is pivotin'? It's when you skip from one thing to the next in rapid succession. Sometimes it's just mental, but sometimes the mental pivotin' is interrupted by almost simultaneous physical pivots too. Poctinatella understands more about pivotin' than anyone else I ever met, mn it da (Pig Latin for damn it). In fact, she is the first human I ever heard use the term pivotin' in this context, spoken out loud. I, the Crumby Ovate had only thought, pivotin', in this context.
The thing about pivotin' is, you have to learn how to control it. If you can control it, it's part and parcel of Druid Magic just like the Gift of Gab or Second Sight.
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Why were you chanting "survivors" to the fish tank?
Can you find the raisin?
"Shit. It's just not fair", he snivels weakly.
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I probably shouldn't post this, but I'm weak, weak and now pivotin', feebly.
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I think the reason I am having a panic attack over Poctinatella is because of the corporeal reappearance, to me, of the great Sharon Shelton, now Dr. Sharon Shelton-Colangelo. That new comparison, those two are much alike, and not being capable of personally achieving Poctinatella's goals for Poctinatella is troubling me a lot. I should be able to come up with a solution. I'm just not working hard enough at it. This keeps happening, to me.
Tomorrow is pseudo labor day, set up a good many years back by the chicken ass liberals to bowdlerize Labor Day which actaully occurs on May 1 and is itself a bowderlization of all sorts of goofy holidays going back to when most of us quit knuckle walking. Whatever they call a holdiay or whenever they schedule one, I'll take it. The holiday is why I am at liberty to sit here, pivotin' and not worrying about being sharp as a tack at 5 AM tomorrow.
What exactly is pivotin'? It's when you skip from one thing to the next in rapid succession. Sometimes it's just mental, but sometimes the mental pivotin' is interrupted by almost simultaneous physical pivots too. Poctinatella understands more about pivotin' than anyone else I ever met, mn it da (Pig Latin for damn it). In fact, she is the first human I ever heard use the term pivotin' in this context, spoken out loud. I, the Crumby Ovate had only thought, pivotin', in this context.
The thing about pivotin' is, you have to learn how to control it. If you can control it, it's part and parcel of Druid Magic just like the Gift of Gab or Second Sight.
_____
Why were you chanting "survivors" to the fish tank?
Can you find the raisin?
"Shit. It's just not fair", he snivels weakly.
_____
I probably shouldn't post this, but I'm weak, weak and now pivotin', feebly.
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posted by ray pistrum at Monday, September 05, 2005
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