The Lovely Druidess Rayetta Be Wrothful
Today I would like to spell for you in some detail what the White Goddess is planning for liars and gluttons, anon. She is going to take bunches of you and put you all together into huge wicker men. She is going to pay particular attention to you personally and make certain that She puts you in with other liars and gluttons that you personally detest. Then She is goin to torch you off. All your fat will melt and get mixed up with the grease of the other liars and gluttons located in your particular wickerman. She is going to do this to you in addition to other stuff She is going to do to you as described in the subtopic Druid Liturgy, which has been spelled in this topic previously.
Uh, Rayetta. Are you sure about this?
Quite sure Ray.
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All righty then. For the ignorant and vulgar among you who do not know the term "wickerman" it is a giant figure of vaguely humanoid shape constructed of wicker (pliant twigs and branches of Alder, Willow or Dogwood, or really of any old wood except Ash. Oak would be a mercy, maybe). Actually, come to think of it, Ash would be a nice touch, ironic.
The ArkDruid
Uh, Rayetta. Are you sure about this?
Quite sure Ray.
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All righty then. For the ignorant and vulgar among you who do not know the term "wickerman" it is a giant figure of vaguely humanoid shape constructed of wicker (pliant twigs and branches of Alder, Willow or Dogwood, or really of any old wood except Ash. Oak would be a mercy, maybe). Actually, come to think of it, Ash would be a nice touch, ironic.
The ArkDruid
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Thanks. We'll check out your sites.
As to the refugees, we'll do a little something to help locally tomorrow. Groups are starting to arrive in Central Texas now.
Ray
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