The LDR Publishes the Day's Thought # 2
Since I was in here anyway, I decided to spell yet again.
Tonight I am a little grumpy. First, because everyone else around here is down at the mouth except Lulu and Raymone. Lulu is too busy to be grumpy and nobody knows where Raymone is. Then too I accidentally saw that idiot Charles Schumer on TV. Here we have the most venal (hmmmmmm, actually, venal does not begin to do justice to the little king Bushnoid's life and times) government of my lifetime and the oppostion party features the likes of Senator Schumer on TV. I mean really, no one with a lick of sense could have believed that a tribal society operating with one foot in the 14th century had managed to manufacture nuclear, chemical and biological weapons not to mention stockpile lotsa them while at the same time, coincidentally, being bombed on a regular schedule by the Angloamericans. Plus Iraq hasn't had an air force since Iraq War iteration the first. Yet here is Charles telling me once again that he really believed Saddam was fixing to kill us all, and that given everything he knows now, Charles would vote to go to war again.
No wonder half the people don't vote. Why take the trouble to vote for an idiot who's going to sit on every whoopee cushion and shake evey hand buzzer that comes his way?
So............ I, the LDR have a solution. The real problem is not idiots in politics. The real problem in politics is the liars and gluttons that manipulate and spook the idiots. My solution is simple and might even be technologically possible. I betcha lyin' and gluttony both produce detectable physiological changes in every humanoid. In fact, maybe Lomo could design an implant or perhaps a collar, that could be fitted on to every humanoid and would administer a very painful electric shock whenever it detected lyin' and gluttony. Think of the benefits to mankind that would result. No more lard asses comes immeditately to mind.
Tonight I am a little grumpy. First, because everyone else around here is down at the mouth except Lulu and Raymone. Lulu is too busy to be grumpy and nobody knows where Raymone is. Then too I accidentally saw that idiot Charles Schumer on TV. Here we have the most venal (hmmmmmm, actually, venal does not begin to do justice to the little king Bushnoid's life and times) government of my lifetime and the oppostion party features the likes of Senator Schumer on TV. I mean really, no one with a lick of sense could have believed that a tribal society operating with one foot in the 14th century had managed to manufacture nuclear, chemical and biological weapons not to mention stockpile lotsa them while at the same time, coincidentally, being bombed on a regular schedule by the Angloamericans. Plus Iraq hasn't had an air force since Iraq War iteration the first. Yet here is Charles telling me once again that he really believed Saddam was fixing to kill us all, and that given everything he knows now, Charles would vote to go to war again.
No wonder half the people don't vote. Why take the trouble to vote for an idiot who's going to sit on every whoopee cushion and shake evey hand buzzer that comes his way?
So............ I, the LDR have a solution. The real problem is not idiots in politics. The real problem in politics is the liars and gluttons that manipulate and spook the idiots. My solution is simple and might even be technologically possible. I betcha lyin' and gluttony both produce detectable physiological changes in every humanoid. In fact, maybe Lomo could design an implant or perhaps a collar, that could be fitted on to every humanoid and would administer a very painful electric shock whenever it detected lyin' and gluttony. Think of the benefits to mankind that would result. No more lard asses comes immeditately to mind.
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, October 23, 2005
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