Much, Much, Much More Shocking Than Shrews

These are representative examples of the playing cards in a deck of cards I found in Ray's office just now. Do you know where these playing cards were manufactured? Easy that, China. It spells MADE IN CHINA right on the box. So Ray is contributing to the trade deficit with China in addition to whatever other wickedness he's up to respecting these cards. No doubt he's gambling with them too.

Hmmmm. I wonder if any of those Chinese dignitaries the Bushnoid met with on his recent trip to foreign parts were packing around a deck of these. The little bastards were probably imaging these cards in their mind's eyes while they were in the very act of discussing important issues with our Bushnoid.

Well. I, the LDR am shocked about these cards for lotsa reasons.