Today, Ray is a Thinker - Regarding George Will

On account of George's last several spells, RGVECB has decided to delist George from the category, "Prominent Lap Dogs of the Liars and Gluttons". And Rayetta wonders if he would like to exchange glossy photos.

Whoa! No way that's happenin' Sis.

By the way, Crumby has lotsa personal experience with local elements lining up at the federal trough. Can ye spell, "Expedite this project"? An example,

Oh darn, we bought all this land and cleared it, but now we have run out of our own money. Please Uncle Sam, could you bend the rules just this once and give us a bunch of money. Otherwise, the school buses will only have one paved approach route to the new school and that existing approach route don't go on our property.

You see, federally funded projects are supposed to get a NEPA review in the planning phase, not just the construction phase. Solution? Give em the money and don't mention the planning phase in the documentation.