Exclusive! Druid News Service Interview
Mercy! The Druid News Service has been granted an exclusive interview with the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Hunky Hastert.
Mr. Hunky, how is Chitlin' doing in the wake of his terrible ordeal?
Well Miss Druidess of the Druid News Service, the Vice President, of course called me up, soon after his return to the capitol. After all I, Hunky follow hard upon Chitlin' in the line of succession to the crown and he wanted to assure me that he was Okie Dokie and was enjoying some nice meals and snacks to calm his nerves. By the way, those certainly are attractive purple suede, high-heeled boots adorning your very pretty legs. And isn't that an Elvis charm on your ankle bracelet?
Why thank you Hunky, you are so sweet to notice! And yes, it is an Elvis Charm. But Hunky, you must have been greatly alarmed by a phone call from Chitlin', given the harrowing circumstances of late down in Kenedy County. What did you say to Chitlin'?
It's Rayetta isn't it? Such a pretty name, Rayetta, for such a pretty lady.
Hmmmmmm. All righty then, Hunky. Do you perhaps remember this is TV?
Mr. Hunky, how is Chitlin' doing in the wake of his terrible ordeal?
Well Miss Druidess of the Druid News Service, the Vice President, of course called me up, soon after his return to the capitol. After all I, Hunky follow hard upon Chitlin' in the line of succession to the crown and he wanted to assure me that he was Okie Dokie and was enjoying some nice meals and snacks to calm his nerves. By the way, those certainly are attractive purple suede, high-heeled boots adorning your very pretty legs. And isn't that an Elvis charm on your ankle bracelet?
Why thank you Hunky, you are so sweet to notice! And yes, it is an Elvis Charm. But Hunky, you must have been greatly alarmed by a phone call from Chitlin', given the harrowing circumstances of late down in Kenedy County. What did you say to Chitlin'?
It's Rayetta isn't it? Such a pretty name, Rayetta, for such a pretty lady.
Hmmmmmm. All righty then, Hunky. Do you perhaps remember this is TV?
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, February 14, 2006
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