Whut's Ray Spellin'?
Crumby, may we consult with you for the nonce?
Certainly ladies, I am forever pleased to have a nice chat with the ladies. Just let me get this thing, owwwww. Dang it. Dern.
Crumby, would you like some help with the telescopery?
No, Hope! I have it where I want it now. Just need to rub my shin a little and think pleasant thoughts, like global incineration.
Crumby, goodness gracious, you shoudn't think such awful thoughts.
No Hope, I probably shoudn't, but I do anyway and, in fact, after I have one of those thoughts, I generally feel better. Now just let me get this thing off, owwww!
Jeez Louise, I sure hope the person that designed that gets horrbily tortured just prior to their expiration and subsequent eons of more torture after their expiration.
Crumby, stop the dramatics and stop that fooling with the telescopery. We have a subtopic to discuss with you and I am already much wearied of your foolish antics.
Well la de da Rayetta. Perhaps you would like to put all this equipment away, fer me.
Hmmmmm. You see here Hope, what Crumby means when he says he is always pleased to have a nice chat with us ladies. Apparently, he would rather fuss about and call down imprecations on guilty and innocent alike, than chat with us ladies, after all.
So it would seem, Rayetta. Perhaps, we should leave Crumby to his imprecations.
No, no, no. I'm all done. Look there goes the last piece of telescopery into its proper slot. Now I'm ready to have a nice chat with ye ladies, fer sure.
All righty then, Crumby. Try to focus. We were wondering if you think Ray is spelling uncharacteristically, lately.
Noper. Ray's Ray.
Then you don't think this Ray and Olwen business is odd.
Noper. It's Ray's turn to tell a Goddess story.
But going by the title, Ray is inserting himself into the story as the hero.
Yepper. Ray could be the hero. What's wrong with that?
We're just worried that Ray may be overloading himself for some reason, undetected.
Well, if he's overloading hisself, then I'm certain such kindly and lovely ladies as yerselves could certainly hep em.
Hmmmm.
Certainly ladies, I am forever pleased to have a nice chat with the ladies. Just let me get this thing, owwwww. Dang it. Dern.
Crumby, would you like some help with the telescopery?
No, Hope! I have it where I want it now. Just need to rub my shin a little and think pleasant thoughts, like global incineration.
Crumby, goodness gracious, you shoudn't think such awful thoughts.
No Hope, I probably shoudn't, but I do anyway and, in fact, after I have one of those thoughts, I generally feel better. Now just let me get this thing off, owwww!
Jeez Louise, I sure hope the person that designed that gets horrbily tortured just prior to their expiration and subsequent eons of more torture after their expiration.
Crumby, stop the dramatics and stop that fooling with the telescopery. We have a subtopic to discuss with you and I am already much wearied of your foolish antics.
Well la de da Rayetta. Perhaps you would like to put all this equipment away, fer me.
Hmmmmm. You see here Hope, what Crumby means when he says he is always pleased to have a nice chat with us ladies. Apparently, he would rather fuss about and call down imprecations on guilty and innocent alike, than chat with us ladies, after all.
So it would seem, Rayetta. Perhaps, we should leave Crumby to his imprecations.
No, no, no. I'm all done. Look there goes the last piece of telescopery into its proper slot. Now I'm ready to have a nice chat with ye ladies, fer sure.
All righty then, Crumby. Try to focus. We were wondering if you think Ray is spelling uncharacteristically, lately.
Noper. Ray's Ray.
Then you don't think this Ray and Olwen business is odd.
Noper. It's Ray's turn to tell a Goddess story.
But going by the title, Ray is inserting himself into the story as the hero.
Yepper. Ray could be the hero. What's wrong with that?
We're just worried that Ray may be overloading himself for some reason, undetected.
Well, if he's overloading hisself, then I'm certain such kindly and lovely ladies as yerselves could certainly hep em.
Hmmmm.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, March 14, 2006
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