What are We Going to do about Ray?

Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo, Boo-hoo, whimper.

Look at Hope now, sobbing and whimpering away, Rayetta. For her boyfriend, Ray, and yer brother, Ray, and my bosom companion, Ray, has shacked up with a dern moon goddess and aint hepin’ with Sedge Buster.

Hmmmm. So Ray continues enraptured by his goddess’ tale. Yikes!, Part 2. Hmmm. Let me think. Hope! Stop that whimpering! I’m trying to think.

Sob.

Stop it. Stop that sobbing............... There, that’s better.

Hmmmm. All righty then Crumby. You better go find Ray. And take what remains of Hope with you. And while you are tracking down Ray, I, the LDR will pay a visit to Nancy, the Goddess of Practical Jokes.

But whut about Sedge Buster? whined Crumby.

Crumby! You are most aggravating. However, perhaps we do have time for one Sedge Buster, anon. Ray’s conked out for the nonce and not going anywhere, apparently. Then when we finish up the Sedge Buster lesson, anon, I can go visit Nancy and you can go find Ray. Do you understand all that, Crumby?

Yepper.
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Good Goddess, man. Will Ray get to live happily ever after, having sexual intercourse with Olwen White Track the whole time? Or will Ray have to come home to the CB and help Crumby with Sedge Buster? And what of Hope Remains? Not even I, the Arkdruid, know the answers to these triplet questions, fer sure.

The Arkdruid