Red's excessively boring political foretelling and commentary

I foretell that if an actual fence is put up on the Texas border, most of the workers, buildin' the fence, will be illegal aliens. But that may not happen. We may get a virtual fence instead. A virtual fence is where the government Republicans pay out a bunch of my money to their Republican virtual contractor golf buddies who then build a make believe fence. But my most likely foretelling is that we shall get a combo actual fence built by illegal aliens and some make believe fence too. Yep, the rich just keep getting richer.

Yep. That's boring, all righty then. But here's something more interesting. It's Ray-mones' Plant du Jour. Panicum obtusum. P. obtusum is sometimes referenced as vine mesquite. But since it's a grass, why the heck would anyone call it vine mesquite? Easy that, every once in a while P. obtusum sends out runners, (stolons these runners are called), and these runners can be up to a hunerd feet long and will commonly climb over trees and into buildings.

Another thing they do is grow into a baby's crib at night, always seeking for chubby little Republican babies. Ye may be able to guess what happens to those afflicted babies. This is another reason you Republicans should all go away from these parts and an even better reason for the rest of you staying where you are and not coming here, even to visit.

Too bad, it's the wrong season for those runners and we don't have a good picture of one of them. We'll get a good picture next fall, fer ye, maybe.

So that takes care of the vine component of the vulgar name. What about mesquite? Easy that, mesquites the same difference as chinga dera.