Too Much BS

Many of the problems in the Middle East which are fixing to get even lots worse for those staying in those parts, if that's possible, could be superficially addressed by moving the State of Israel somewhere else. That is, pick up and move the whole shebang, artifacts and all, right down to every antique pot shard, brick-a-brack or whatever of the Wailing Wall, plus Goliath's tomb. Everything!

South Florida would be a good spot to move it all to. Miami Beach could be the new capital and it could be renamed whatever. Then all the artifacts and such could be set up out in the adjacent swamp somewhere. Jumpin' Jehoshophat, real estate values would go through the roof, a south Florida realtor's dream come true.

What a tourist attraction the State of Israel, Florida, would be! All the knucklehead Christians could flock to the Holy Land without having to leave the neighborhood, hardly. Everyone in Florida could get rich servicing the tourists. It would be way bigger than Graceland. Maybe all of Florida could become a sort of combo State of Israel, Florida, theme park, dinner theater and golf course.

All righty then, we could move the Cow Barn to Florida and set up an Ezekiel's Wheel scary ride.