Cracker
Where's my crackers?
Daoni grasol! Oh my goodness gracious! Ray, did you eat up all Red's crackers?
Yepper, Hope, maybe. I might have enjoyed a cracker or two, here or there.
Well then Ray, you need to go get some more crackers. Red wants his crackers.
Noper Hope. I'm busy working on the new miserable Iraqi anthem. Crumby can go after the crackers.
Ray, if you ate up all the last of the crackers, it's your responsibility to go get some more crackers.
Where's my crackers?
Mercy! Listen Ray, you go get Red some crackers right this minute.
All righty then Hope, but I may be out all day looking for those particular crackers. Those crackers are hard to come by these days.
No they're not, Ray. You just have to go to the right spot. There is always one row of Red's crackers on the cracker aisle of that big store down south on Brodie Lane.
Jeez Louise, Hope. That's the only place to get Red's crackers?
Yepper Ray, that's the only place, remotely handy.
You know Hope, many have expired from aggravation or panic attacks while attempting to negotiate a left turn onto Brodie Lane from that store's parking lot. Do you wish to read about me in what passes for a daily newspaper in these parts and view a virtual picture of me, expired at that location?
Where's my crackers?
Ray!
All righty then, just fer ye, Hope Remains. Weep fer me, when I am gone, anon.
Ray sugar. I'm sure a man of your experience may come back safely with Red's crackers.
Where's my dang crackers?
_____
Later
The aged have preferences that sometimes their age exceeds. Here we see a supply of Red's preferred rare crackers, now safely cached at the CB.
The Arkdruid
Daoni grasol! Oh my goodness gracious! Ray, did you eat up all Red's crackers?
Yepper, Hope, maybe. I might have enjoyed a cracker or two, here or there.
Well then Ray, you need to go get some more crackers. Red wants his crackers.
Noper Hope. I'm busy working on the new miserable Iraqi anthem. Crumby can go after the crackers.
Ray, if you ate up all the last of the crackers, it's your responsibility to go get some more crackers.
Where's my crackers?
Mercy! Listen Ray, you go get Red some crackers right this minute.
All righty then Hope, but I may be out all day looking for those particular crackers. Those crackers are hard to come by these days.
No they're not, Ray. You just have to go to the right spot. There is always one row of Red's crackers on the cracker aisle of that big store down south on Brodie Lane.
Jeez Louise, Hope. That's the only place to get Red's crackers?
Yepper Ray, that's the only place, remotely handy.
You know Hope, many have expired from aggravation or panic attacks while attempting to negotiate a left turn onto Brodie Lane from that store's parking lot. Do you wish to read about me in what passes for a daily newspaper in these parts and view a virtual picture of me, expired at that location?
Where's my crackers?
Ray!
All righty then, just fer ye, Hope Remains. Weep fer me, when I am gone, anon.
Ray sugar. I'm sure a man of your experience may come back safely with Red's crackers.
Where's my dang crackers?
_____
Later
The aged have preferences that sometimes their age exceeds. Here we see a supply of Red's preferred rare crackers, now safely cached at the CB.The Arkdruid
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, September 05, 2006
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