Ray's Thought for the Day - Guess What Day It Is?
Cinnamon Bun Day!!! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yepper, time verily flys. Seems like it was only last Saturday that I had my delicious cinnamon bun and now, lo and behold, I shall get another one today, maybe, Goddess Willing.
Ooooooooooooooo! Last night we watched maybe the scariest movie ever. "It Came from Outer Space". That particular movie is so scary it even scared the utterly fearless Crumby Ovate so much that he could not make himself sally forth into the stygian darkness of the east pasture for fear It might get him. Or maybe it was the clouds that kept Crumby and Lleu Llaw inside.
Nevertheless, in the movie there's this especially nervous amateur astronomer who has a beautiful girlfriend and a Ford convertible. The girlfriend is not only really beautiful, she also has a job. In addition to the beautiful girlfriend and the Ford convertible, the amateur astronomer has a great big refractor like about six feet long, binoculars, a pocket revolver and several sport coats. All these items come in handy when the amateur astronomer comes face to face with It.
See, It can assume the precise appearance of earthlings that It encounters. At first I thought It had to have all the earthlings It appeared as, held captive in an abandoned mine, but later on I learned that all It needed was some clothes belonging to the earthling It wanted to duplicate. Very scary.
Uh, oh, here comes my bosom companion.
Dang it Ray, I want to spell about It.
All righty then, Crumby, you can take over. I got to go on the Promenade for Produce, anyhow, as the delicious cinnamon bun takes precedence over all lesser whatevers. Later dude.
Ooooooooooooooo! Last night we watched maybe the scariest movie ever. "It Came from Outer Space". That particular movie is so scary it even scared the utterly fearless Crumby Ovate so much that he could not make himself sally forth into the stygian darkness of the east pasture for fear It might get him. Or maybe it was the clouds that kept Crumby and Lleu Llaw inside.
Nevertheless, in the movie there's this especially nervous amateur astronomer who has a beautiful girlfriend and a Ford convertible. The girlfriend is not only really beautiful, she also has a job. In addition to the beautiful girlfriend and the Ford convertible, the amateur astronomer has a great big refractor like about six feet long, binoculars, a pocket revolver and several sport coats. All these items come in handy when the amateur astronomer comes face to face with It.
See, It can assume the precise appearance of earthlings that It encounters. At first I thought It had to have all the earthlings It appeared as, held captive in an abandoned mine, but later on I learned that all It needed was some clothes belonging to the earthling It wanted to duplicate. Very scary.
Uh, oh, here comes my bosom companion.
Dang it Ray, I want to spell about It.
All righty then, Crumby, you can take over. I got to go on the Promenade for Produce, anyhow, as the delicious cinnamon bun takes precedence over all lesser whatevers. Later dude.
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, September 02, 2006
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