Ray's Thought for the Day - Ainra

Yepper de do dah. Merciful heavens and great praise for the WG. The ainra is allingfa on the parched Cow Barn. We have almost a tic in the rain guage, counting a cedar elm leaf that's stuck in the bottom of the guage.

Yepper. The great heat has dissipated slighty, so that the rain may fall. Perhaps, the fevered brows of myself and my bosom companion, the Crumby Ovate shall cool off, also. Or perhaps not.

Say, I just had a thought. You know how much trouble the Kinglet is having with the miserable Iraqis, getting them to stand up. Well, how about if the miserable Iraqis had a good old fashioned stand up and march around anthem to inspire them. Yep, that's what those miserable Iraqis need to get them standing and maybe even hopping to the beat.

All righty then. I need a title for the miserable Iraqi anthem. Hark! How about:

Stand Up, Stand Up for Chitlin, It's All to Him You'll Owe

Yep. Those miserable Iraqis will like that title, fer sure. Now I got to think up the chorus.