Doing Business in the Colonies. R. Ears and C. Ovate.
The global corporations (gcs) always need a little help with getting the trickle down economy up and running in foreign parts. Generally, the gcs will partner up with the government of the miserable country they are fixing to do business in. This usually works out swell for the gcs because the local government rulers realize they will top the list of trickle down recipients once the trickle down starts trickling down. Sometimes, though, the miserable ignoramuses that head up the local governments won’t partner up and have to be replaced.
Occasionally, replacing the local miserable ignoramus leaders, requires a really big partner. That’s where US comes in. US is happy as larks to help the gcs get shut of the local miserable ignoramus leaders, so US can get the trickle down, trickling in those parts. US is a nation-state obsessed with the wonders of global trickle down. US loves trickle down. US is addicted to trickle down. More, more, more, US needs more trickle down. Trickle down faster, please. Hurry on up!
Yepper, the gcs have an "addicted to trickle down" partner in US. It’s no wonder then, that US is willing to give unlimited help to the gcs. US doesn’t even bother to keep tabs on all the help US gives the gcs. US help is unlimited, virtually.
All righty then. You’re in the Army now and not behind a cow. Actually, you’re pretending to be in the old inefficient Army in the days before Chitlin and Rumpler modernized the Army. There you are imagining that your mean old sergeant is bossing you around 24/7. There you are, peeling potatoes. "They don’t pay me enough for all this work I do!" you complain. Then you get to thinking. "Gee whillikers. They need to outsource all this work I do. A private contractor could peel these taters cheaper, and more efficiently." you surmise.
Yep, a global corporation can peel those taters, all righty then, and happily, the cost to US is virtual. Also happily, the Army can focus on fighting off local miserable ignoramuses in the colonies instead of peeling potatoes.
Occasionally, replacing the local miserable ignoramus leaders, requires a really big partner. That’s where US comes in. US is happy as larks to help the gcs get shut of the local miserable ignoramus leaders, so US can get the trickle down, trickling in those parts. US is a nation-state obsessed with the wonders of global trickle down. US loves trickle down. US is addicted to trickle down. More, more, more, US needs more trickle down. Trickle down faster, please. Hurry on up!
Yepper, the gcs have an "addicted to trickle down" partner in US. It’s no wonder then, that US is willing to give unlimited help to the gcs. US doesn’t even bother to keep tabs on all the help US gives the gcs. US help is unlimited, virtually.
All righty then. You’re in the Army now and not behind a cow. Actually, you’re pretending to be in the old inefficient Army in the days before Chitlin and Rumpler modernized the Army. There you are imagining that your mean old sergeant is bossing you around 24/7. There you are, peeling potatoes. "They don’t pay me enough for all this work I do!" you complain. Then you get to thinking. "Gee whillikers. They need to outsource all this work I do. A private contractor could peel these taters cheaper, and more efficiently." you surmise.
Yep, a global corporation can peel those taters, all righty then, and happily, the cost to US is virtual. Also happily, the Army can focus on fighting off local miserable ignoramuses in the colonies instead of peeling potatoes.
posted by ray pistrum at Friday, September 29, 2006
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