Ray's Thought for the Day - Those Miserable Iraqis - The Happy Side

Yep. Times are hard in the colonies. Those miserable Iraqis won't stand up until at least 2010. Plus, there is much dispute regarding how many of those miserable Iraqis have quit, and had to be buried. Yep, a great many quitters have been buried, but no one knows precisely how many. In addition to the quitters getting buried, instead of standing up for Chitlin like they're supposed to, there's the AC problem. The ACs are still not up and running.

On the happy side though, there is happy Iraqi Kurdistan. The climate is cool, even Alp like, up in the beautiful mountains of Iraqi Kurdistan. You don't need ACs. And mercy! the trickle down is flowing like milk and honey. Here's a tip. All you Mammonite Homelanders need to invest your life savings in Iraqi Kurdistan. You'll get rich, beyond your wildest dreams!

Meantime, here near the throbbing Heart of the Homeland, we are all enjoying the low gasoline prices. Gas is so cheap everyone can afford to drive to the polls and vote, maybe. And if you are planning a long commute today, now's the time to take advantage of those low gas prices. Just fill her on up. Also, if you have been thinking of getting a bigger car, so you'll feel safer on those long commutes, now's the time to buy. Just remember, happy motorists, when you stop for gas, don't forget that wottled boter.
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Later

This is the new rainfall report format as ordered by my sister.

Rain today = 0.1 inches; Rain for the Julian year total to date = 15.45 inches