Crumby Ovates the Upcoming

This election spasm in Texas or Tejas, whichever, will ratify the rush to make this state one of the greatest states in the Third World, the greatest, maybe. That’s because the representatives of the Tejas Oligarchy will once again brush aside all opposition and sweep to victory. What does this mean for US losers? Easy that, Tejas shall expand its lead as the number one, third world class polluter. Tejas shall also become the world’s greatest transit point for free trade. The enthusiastically unregulated increase in all the pollution and asphalt shall make US hotter and drier than we already are.

The limited government, long under the sway of the oligarchy, shall be maintained, both for appearance sake, and as a source of loot for those in cahoots with the oligarchy. State employment shall be further trivialized, downsized and outsourced.

The Oligarchy shall continue to favor cheap labor, putting aside cultural prejudices against cheap labor, so that they shall continue to enjoy all the benefits of cheap labor.

As one of the most important third world states, the largest state in the western hemisphere with no red tape, Tejas shall attract all manner of immigrants, hoping for a regulation free environment and access to cheap labor. The land speculator branches of the oligarchy shall help the new immigrants realize all those hopes.

The main sins in Tejas shall continue, lying and gluttony. But those main sins shall receive scanty public condemnation. Rather, the hemi-sin, sodomy, shall continue to get all the press. But all the sodomites with the right connections shall receive forgiveness.

Jesus will decide,

I’m not going on back down there. It’s too nasty down there in terms of all the pollution.

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All righty then. These are some of my ovations respecting the upcoming. Nevertheless, I am voting a straight Yellow Dog Democratic Ticket, Praise the Goddess!!!! Ovating the future and doing anything about the future are not the same difference, maybe.