Ray's Thought for the Day - Global Goofy

Our ignoramus Kinglet has taken to the world stage, traipsing hither and yon, sharing his opinions, everywhere. As the foremost certified spokesperson/booster for the US Mammonite religious sect and Trickle Down subsect, the Kinglet has, yea verily, gone on a Mission, to convert the heathen everywhere to his way of, er, thinking. In fact, the Kinglet's whole family is apparently gone on a Mission too, to diverse foreign parts.

Don't be fearful. Since the Land has rejected the Kinglet, the Kinglet must Mission elsewhere to share his opinions. It's a natural, though embarrassing, process. Several natural processes are embarrassing if performed out in front of the Goddess and everybody. That's why, in the Homeland, private comfort stations are so popular.