Our Imperial Globe, Shall Sure Be Swell
Ears, R. 2007. Translated into English by R. Pistrum, Ph.D., LDR.
At the CB we work pretty hard, Druid magic, at holding progress at bay. Consequently, the CB sticks out like a sore whatever. Why don’t those Druids mow the grass? Those Druids are messing up my potential property value.
Yes, that may be true. Certainly, we would like to depress property values in the immediate vicinity of the CB. Unfortunately, the vicinity of the CB is a lost cause. So now we are thinking on how we can move the CB to a non lost cause habitat area.
Considering this, we are dismayed at the thought of deserting our habitat and leaving in the lurch all those many native organisms that can not come along to the new habitat. If we leave, they will certainly be annihilated.
That said, with real estate value being what it is, we might get a good price, considering that, the Republic of Tejas is a global marketplace. Yepper, real estate in these parts is sizzling with foreign investment. And, believe it or not, some foreigners are rich. Is not that an odd concept? We do not often consider the possibility that a bunch of foreigners could be rich. But apparently, lots of them have plenty of money to invest in real estate, convenience stores, castles and mausoleums.
What spurs foreign investment? Well, foreigners are less likely to get blown up, habitating in these parts, as opposed to habitating where they originated, maybe. Of course, they do have to drive around in their great vehicles and that can be dangerous, because the roads in these parts belong to the Wickerman. But do not let that scare you off, foreign investors, the Wickerman usually gets pedestrians or bicyclists. Usually.
Besides the foreigners, or in addition to the foreigners, maybe, lots of the native rich need to have an extra house to stay at right here in the Live Music Capital (sic) of the Globe. Those native rich include, movie stars. A rich movie star could really fix the CB up. There’s plenty of room at the CB to put up a six story castle and mausoleum. Plus, the labor to do all that is super cheap.
OK. Who else might we sell out to? Easy that, a Baby Boomer looking for a more relaxed habitat, but not an entirely relaxed habitat like the Baby Boomer Graveyard. Believe it or not, environmental refugees from Houston still migrate to these parts.
Yepper, soon maybe, we shall sell out. Then we shall join in that teeming throng of environmental refugees, all searching for that new and better, safer habitat.
At the CB we work pretty hard, Druid magic, at holding progress at bay. Consequently, the CB sticks out like a sore whatever. Why don’t those Druids mow the grass? Those Druids are messing up my potential property value.
Yes, that may be true. Certainly, we would like to depress property values in the immediate vicinity of the CB. Unfortunately, the vicinity of the CB is a lost cause. So now we are thinking on how we can move the CB to a non lost cause habitat area.
Considering this, we are dismayed at the thought of deserting our habitat and leaving in the lurch all those many native organisms that can not come along to the new habitat. If we leave, they will certainly be annihilated.
That said, with real estate value being what it is, we might get a good price, considering that, the Republic of Tejas is a global marketplace. Yepper, real estate in these parts is sizzling with foreign investment. And, believe it or not, some foreigners are rich. Is not that an odd concept? We do not often consider the possibility that a bunch of foreigners could be rich. But apparently, lots of them have plenty of money to invest in real estate, convenience stores, castles and mausoleums.
What spurs foreign investment? Well, foreigners are less likely to get blown up, habitating in these parts, as opposed to habitating where they originated, maybe. Of course, they do have to drive around in their great vehicles and that can be dangerous, because the roads in these parts belong to the Wickerman. But do not let that scare you off, foreign investors, the Wickerman usually gets pedestrians or bicyclists. Usually.
Besides the foreigners, or in addition to the foreigners, maybe, lots of the native rich need to have an extra house to stay at right here in the Live Music Capital (sic) of the Globe. Those native rich include, movie stars. A rich movie star could really fix the CB up. There’s plenty of room at the CB to put up a six story castle and mausoleum. Plus, the labor to do all that is super cheap.
OK. Who else might we sell out to? Easy that, a Baby Boomer looking for a more relaxed habitat, but not an entirely relaxed habitat like the Baby Boomer Graveyard. Believe it or not, environmental refugees from Houston still migrate to these parts.
Yepper, soon maybe, we shall sell out. Then we shall join in that teeming throng of environmental refugees, all searching for that new and better, safer habitat.
posted by ray pistrum at Thursday, May 31, 2007
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