Ray's Thought for the Day - The Dust Pneumony

The Dust Pneumony

I got the dust pneumony, pneumony in my lungs
I got the dust pneumony, pneumony in my lungs
It won’t be long now, not long, not long

Yepper. TB is fixing to kill us all. That’s TB, tuberculosis, not, TB, tubby butt.

So what we need to do is mandatory testing of anybody that is likely to come in contact with everybody else. Mandatory testing shall keep us safe from the TB and provide a much needed boost to the pharmaceutical/doctoring industry, the profits of which may be slacking off, thus, impeding forward progress.

First place we need to start the testing is the Mammonite churches. Those churches draw crowds of coughers and sneezers, spreading germs ten feet in every direction. A great many of those Mammon worshipers may be afflicted with the TB, but know not, they are so afflicted. So the Mammonite churches are logical spots to start the testing. Set up the TB testing facilities in the baptismal font. Then, any sinner and potential TB carrier that needs a refresher dunk can get tested for the TB, too.

But Ray, one might query, who is going to pay for the testing of the Mammon worshipers? The Mammon worshipers would never take assistance from the evil government to cover the costs of their TB tests.

That’s right. Those Mammon worshipers need to pay for the tests out of their own pockets. That way, the US taxes can go to miserable Iraq, or Chitlin’s grand chitlins, where they belong. Those Mammon worshipers shall all feel lots better if they pay for their own mandatory tests. Besides, most of those Mammon worshipers shall expire from the TB anyway. Once the Goddess has them, they shall have forgotten all about the cost of those mandatory tests