Ray’s Rainfall Update - Day 36, DY 2
Everyone in these parts may soon die of thirst. And what about those toilets? Don’t forget those toilets darlings. Those toilets need to be flushed every once in a while. Otherwise, they smell.
Which brings to mind a question on methodology that occasionally erupts in the CB Boy’s Comfort Station. The question is, Crumby, why can’t you flush the toilet?
To which question, Crumby’s response is, That particular toilet does not require flushing following every little deposit, maybe. I am saving our precious water resource.
Yet Red ordered me, Ray, to secretly monitor Crumby’s toilet flushing habits. I can now release some of my findings regarding that secret study.
As everyone knows, my bosom companion, Crumby Ovate, is intermittently nasally afflicted. In practice, this means sometimes Crumby can smell, sometimes he can’t. Not surprisingly, I found during those passages of time when Crumby can smell, he is 4% more likely to flush a deposit than during those passages of time when he can not smell.
Is this a statistically relevant difference? I am not sure. Rayetta is crunching the numbers for me at this very nonce.
Yet the new rainfall total is, 0.10" + 0.88" = 0.98". Mercy! An inch is hard to come by.
Which brings to mind a question on methodology that occasionally erupts in the CB Boy’s Comfort Station. The question is, Crumby, why can’t you flush the toilet?
To which question, Crumby’s response is, That particular toilet does not require flushing following every little deposit, maybe. I am saving our precious water resource.
Yet Red ordered me, Ray, to secretly monitor Crumby’s toilet flushing habits. I can now release some of my findings regarding that secret study.
As everyone knows, my bosom companion, Crumby Ovate, is intermittently nasally afflicted. In practice, this means sometimes Crumby can smell, sometimes he can’t. Not surprisingly, I found during those passages of time when Crumby can smell, he is 4% more likely to flush a deposit than during those passages of time when he can not smell.
Is this a statistically relevant difference? I am not sure. Rayetta is crunching the numbers for me at this very nonce.
Yet the new rainfall total is, 0.10" + 0.88" = 0.98". Mercy! An inch is hard to come by.
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