Ray's Rainfall Update - Day 77, DY 2
Holy Camels! Man Alive! Boy Howdy! Jeez Louise!
The dang wind blew all day yesterday and all last night with gusts that rattled all the false teeth in every noggin possessed of pseudo toofers. Those old false teeth were useless, due to excessive vibration engendered by the wind. Many an old timer in these parts had to settle for a supper of gummed oatmeal. Yepper, the old timers gummed oatmeal while their toofers, ensconced in tumblers, chattered away at one another. If you know Morse Code, you can understand false tooth talk.
Along with the wind, which is still howling around outside, just a few cubits away, we got a tiny bit of rain. So the new all important total is: 2.11" + 0.13" = 2.24".
Dismayed by my suddenly revived loser status, I decided to check out some potential alternatives to my hemi kinglet candidate. What's this? The Fourth International! Wow!
Hold it! Apparently I need to learn about all the interesting groups that potentially comprise the vanguard of this interesting movement. Whoa! This could take awhile. But hey, since our ruling class is totally out of ideas, someone shall have to take up the slack. Why not the Fourth International?
I know what the Fourth International needs to take off. Trotsky needs to be born again. Yep. Once Trotsky is back among the living, he shall easily determine who is in the vanguard. Then, away we go!
The dang wind blew all day yesterday and all last night with gusts that rattled all the false teeth in every noggin possessed of pseudo toofers. Those old false teeth were useless, due to excessive vibration engendered by the wind. Many an old timer in these parts had to settle for a supper of gummed oatmeal. Yepper, the old timers gummed oatmeal while their toofers, ensconced in tumblers, chattered away at one another. If you know Morse Code, you can understand false tooth talk.
Along with the wind, which is still howling around outside, just a few cubits away, we got a tiny bit of rain. So the new all important total is: 2.11" + 0.13" = 2.24".
Dismayed by my suddenly revived loser status, I decided to check out some potential alternatives to my hemi kinglet candidate. What's this? The Fourth International! Wow!
Hold it! Apparently I need to learn about all the interesting groups that potentially comprise the vanguard of this interesting movement. Whoa! This could take awhile. But hey, since our ruling class is totally out of ideas, someone shall have to take up the slack. Why not the Fourth International?
I know what the Fourth International needs to take off. Trotsky needs to be born again. Yep. Once Trotsky is back among the living, he shall easily determine who is in the vanguard. Then, away we go!
posted by ray pistrum at Friday, March 07, 2008
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