Media Liberal and Media Conservative to Broadcast Smirk and Shirk
Merciful Goddess! Please don’t let me accidentally miss the important farewell address on TV tonight. I need, as if my life depends on it, one more time around with the twain demons, Smirk and Shirk.
That’s right. Anybody who aspires to view the twain demons, Smirk and Shirk may espy them for one last time, maybe, on TV tonight. Correct. As anyone with a lick of sense knows, Smirk and Shirk are the twain demons that afflict Kinglet Bush. Hopefully, Smirk and Shirk are lifetime demons and shall go off with Kinglet Bush, wherever he goes. The alternative is that the demons, Smirk and Shirk, shall abandon Kinglet Bush after tonight, and seek out a new host, a better host, a smarter host, a more important host.
Nooooooooooooo! Merciful Goddess! Whoa! What a terrible thought! We can’t let Smirk and Shirk occupy President Elect Obama. Those twain miserable demons need to stay with Kinglet Bush. Jeez Louis!
OK. Here’s a plan of action. All you Americanos, including average Americanos, plus retards and Mammonites, need to pay close attention so we can all, together, save President Elect Obama from the twain demons, Smirk and Shirk. What we need to do, while we are all watching TV together, is focus our common sense on those twain demons. Yes. We shall all focus our common sense on Kinglet Bush and those twain demons that infest Kinglet Bush. But instead of the normal common sense process of casting out the demons, we need to shift that normal common sense process into reverse. Yes. We need to command those demons like this: Hey, you demons, Smirk and Shirk! You twain demons need to stick with Kinglet Bush and not go looking for a new host just because Kinglet Bush is fixing to go live in Dallas. Yes. The common sense of all the Americanos commands you to stay with Kinglet Bush. We command you in Jesus’ name. Amen.
See! To sum up, what we want to accomplish with our common sense is to keep the demons, Smirk and Shirk, occupied with Kinglet Bush. So actually, what we shall attempt while we are all watching TV tonight, together, is like a reverse exorcism on a national scale. Does everybody understand?
That’s right. Anybody who aspires to view the twain demons, Smirk and Shirk may espy them for one last time, maybe, on TV tonight. Correct. As anyone with a lick of sense knows, Smirk and Shirk are the twain demons that afflict Kinglet Bush. Hopefully, Smirk and Shirk are lifetime demons and shall go off with Kinglet Bush, wherever he goes. The alternative is that the demons, Smirk and Shirk, shall abandon Kinglet Bush after tonight, and seek out a new host, a better host, a smarter host, a more important host.
Nooooooooooooo! Merciful Goddess! Whoa! What a terrible thought! We can’t let Smirk and Shirk occupy President Elect Obama. Those twain miserable demons need to stay with Kinglet Bush. Jeez Louis!
OK. Here’s a plan of action. All you Americanos, including average Americanos, plus retards and Mammonites, need to pay close attention so we can all, together, save President Elect Obama from the twain demons, Smirk and Shirk. What we need to do, while we are all watching TV together, is focus our common sense on those twain demons. Yes. We shall all focus our common sense on Kinglet Bush and those twain demons that infest Kinglet Bush. But instead of the normal common sense process of casting out the demons, we need to shift that normal common sense process into reverse. Yes. We need to command those demons like this: Hey, you demons, Smirk and Shirk! You twain demons need to stick with Kinglet Bush and not go looking for a new host just because Kinglet Bush is fixing to go live in Dallas. Yes. The common sense of all the Americanos commands you to stay with Kinglet Bush. We command you in Jesus’ name. Amen.
See! To sum up, what we want to accomplish with our common sense is to keep the demons, Smirk and Shirk, occupied with Kinglet Bush. So actually, what we shall attempt while we are all watching TV tonight, together, is like a reverse exorcism on a national scale. Does everybody understand?
posted by ray pistrum at Thursday, January 15, 2009
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