Virtual Border Security
Back on June 6, 2006, my bosom companion Ray, satirized the virtual video program the Tejas Nazi government was fixing to install along the Republic of Tejas border with Mexico. The virtual video program was fixing to protect us from the illegal south of the border wetbacks, otherwise known in these parts as, cheap labor. Our governor, Ricky the Sissy, was fixing to get plenty of money from the US taxpayers to pay for the video cameras. Then he would use that money to purchase the cameras, minus the required bribes and kickbacks. The local newspaper now reports that the videos produced on 17 eventually installed video cameras were eagerly plus incessantly watched by 125,000 virtual Texas deputies and led to eight drug busts and 11 arrests over the course of the first year they were in use. Jeez Louise! Almost 300 potential illegal aliens were also espied by those cameras and virtual Texas deputies over that same period, a year.
That 125,000 muttonheads signed up as virtual Texas deputies should tell the world a lot about my fellow ROTites. Good Goddess! Get a life. Get a hobby. Boost the global economy. Like you could buy a telescope or a dog or something. Jeez Louise!
Honestly, I was seriously shocked to learn that 125,000 numbskulls would sign up to monitor the video cameras for free. Me and Ray, my bosom companion, both figured Ricky the Sissy would hire Republican political consultants to monitor the border video cameras. He may have. That may be where some of the money went.
Ah the temptation of virtual reality on the web. Imagine, getting to watch an actual wetback sneaking across the border in real time. And then, oh the excitement of reporting that wetback transgressor to the proper au-thor- i-ta. Mercy!
But hold it! Hold that pecker in your hand. Hold it and rub it gently yet enthusiastically. Why not just squeal on your friends and neighbors for employing cheap labor?
Noper. That’s no fun. That might hurt the economy.
Virtual security is a perfect mix with the Republican ideology and lifestyle. That’s why it’s easy money for the virtual sheriff to round up a 125,000 person virtual posse. Yepper. Virtual anything, is gasoline to the Republican ideological fire and lifestyle.
That 125,000 muttonheads signed up as virtual Texas deputies should tell the world a lot about my fellow ROTites. Good Goddess! Get a life. Get a hobby. Boost the global economy. Like you could buy a telescope or a dog or something. Jeez Louise!
Honestly, I was seriously shocked to learn that 125,000 numbskulls would sign up to monitor the video cameras for free. Me and Ray, my bosom companion, both figured Ricky the Sissy would hire Republican political consultants to monitor the border video cameras. He may have. That may be where some of the money went.
Ah the temptation of virtual reality on the web. Imagine, getting to watch an actual wetback sneaking across the border in real time. And then, oh the excitement of reporting that wetback transgressor to the proper au-thor- i-ta. Mercy!
But hold it! Hold that pecker in your hand. Hold it and rub it gently yet enthusiastically. Why not just squeal on your friends and neighbors for employing cheap labor?
Noper. That’s no fun. That might hurt the economy.
Virtual security is a perfect mix with the Republican ideology and lifestyle. That’s why it’s easy money for the virtual sheriff to round up a 125,000 person virtual posse. Yepper. Virtual anything, is gasoline to the Republican ideological fire and lifestyle.
posted by ray pistrum at Monday, July 13, 2009
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