X - Rated for Cussing

One thing an average amateur writer like Crumby is tormented by is cussing. Most of the time, while writing, Crumby feels the need to cuss. So Crumby cusses. But then later, Crumby may go back to a particularly cussy-tongued missal and then, reviewing that particular missal, surmise, man, this is terrible cussing. Crumby, you need to take out this cussing. That way you wouldn’t need this venue to be X- rated for cussing.

But then Crumby considers how much cussing has already gone down and how much trouble it would be to edit out all that cussing. It’s way too much work.

Then Crumby merely vows to stop cussing. Once Crumby vows to stop cussing he begins to consider all the mean spirited references he has made to retards and maybe midgets. Not to mention Republicans, wetbacks, demons, whores of Babylon, fatties, Christians, etc. In other words, besides the cussing, this blog is chock full of derogatory commentary.

The fact is, this blog contains fairly negative commentary on the human condition in general. Yet Crumby has recently shown a bunch of restraint when it comes to the ascendancy of the other capitalist-imperialist political party, the Democratic Party. That’s right. The US has two capitalist-imperialist parties, not merely the Republican Party.

Why is that? Why does the US need two capitalist-imperialist parties? Well, we need two so each can take a turn propping up our venal monopolistic ruling class that totally ran out of ideas back in the 60s. Yes. Monopolies disguised as deregulation was their last great idea.

But why has Crumby shown restraint when it comes to President Obama and Associates. Well, Crumby voted for Obama. Course then, Crumby is loath to carp about the same old same old, when Crumby actually voted for it. Mercy!

All righty then. Then too, it’s pretty hard to figure out if Ken Salazar is reaming the environment less than his predecessor. Finding that out would be hard work. Too hard for Crumby. No. Crumby needs to focus on handy bullshit. Like why has this Chevy Van been parked in the Burger Center parking lot for like forever? Reckon its battery is charged?

Anyway, if an average amateur astronomer and writer was to take that tape off its windshield, that Chevy Van would make a superb astronomical equipment transport system. Why shit! Crumby could get all his telescopes in that sucker plus a nice little bed. Then, off Crumby could go, in search of dark skies, anywhere and everywhere, barring confrontations with oceans.