Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Peektures Espied in This Venue

Here’s what I understand, or do. I have a choice. I can upload the peektures as small, medium or large. Because Druids believe in balance. Because Druids swear by the average. I nearly always pick the average, otherwise known as the medium size format. Yes. Due to my religion, I almost always upload the peekture as a medium or average size. But then when anybody, or any potential peekture viewer, single clicks on one of my medium pictures, that picture automatically zooms to 100%. That’s a bunch of magnification for a picture taken with an old model Olympus camera like the E 330 plus cheap lenses. Mercy!

Noise issues. Focus issues. Everything may appear all out of whack at 100%. It’s like when you first got glasses. Oh no! My pores are clogged up. Mercy!

That’s why, when Ray uploads a peekture to the venue, he makes sure those peektures have a purpose, or contribute to a Druid moralism, or somehow have potential to further our cause, despite whatever peekture quality shortcomings may be readily apparent.

What is our cause? Well. Our cause is a lost cause. Yes. Sadly, our cause is lost, lost in the wilderness of time and space. Much like the cause of the secessionists, or secesh, our cause is lost. Boo-hoo. Yes. Our cause was lost, long before the secesh lost their cause. That fact automatically makes Druids way superior to the secesh white trash in terms of lost cause longevity.

So given the afore mentioned theme somebody needs to upload another picture. Here it is.

Now the deal with this picture is, the wing venation is readable. That’s the moral. Or maybe the moral is, the interesting bee genus, Megachile. Megachile could be an entomological code word referencing fat children everywhere. Megachile!

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