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Even the silliest must remember that the Druids supported the Obama candidacy. We even gave three dollars. So what did we get for our votes plus three dollars, besides buttons, bumper stickers and a yard sign. Well, we got a president who speaks English as opposed to pidgin secesh. And we got a break on torture, maybe. Maybe because there is no way to independently verify whether the soggy sheik is still getting water boarded. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t.
But so far, that’s about it, a linguistic easing of the culture war and maybe the Druid tax dime is going somewhere else besides the pockets of Khalid’s bathtub buddies at the CIA. Everything else that super annoyed the Druids during the Bushnoid eight, is on-going and upcoming.
Correct-o-moondo! The imperialist occupation of the former Macedonian Empire continues. Correct-o-moondo! The Druid tax dime is still financing the Americano lifestyle for zillions of mercenaries faunching around over in the former Macedonian Empire. Correct-o-moondo! The mother fucking border wall is making progress. And don’t make any mistake. That border wall is a literal mother fucker. Just ask the WG. Finally, there are plenty of Republicans still in the executive branch. But Ralph Nader aint in the executive branch. Noper.
So the Druid support for Obama is gradually edging toward indifference. Oh well. However, when the alternatives are another goose stepper on the Supreme, the Kay and Rick Show, or the Tea Party Geriatrics, indifference may be a fairly strong endorsement.
You know, if a Druid like me was president, those attending Tea Parties might wonder, Where’s my Social Security check? No check would cut down on the already scanty attendance at those Tea Party events. The fact is, those old Tea Party fuckers are more examples of white people biting the hand that feeds them. Whatever happened to thank you for my Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, electricity, paved streets, sanitation, virtual protection from foreigners, cheap labor, etc.
Alas, in Americanoland there are no rational alternatives to the Obama Orama, yet. But just like the potential ecological importance of fire in central Tejas, that could change.
Even the silliest must remember that the Druids supported the Obama candidacy. We even gave three dollars. So what did we get for our votes plus three dollars, besides buttons, bumper stickers and a yard sign. Well, we got a president who speaks English as opposed to pidgin secesh. And we got a break on torture, maybe. Maybe because there is no way to independently verify whether the soggy sheik is still getting water boarded. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t.
But so far, that’s about it, a linguistic easing of the culture war and maybe the Druid tax dime is going somewhere else besides the pockets of Khalid’s bathtub buddies at the CIA. Everything else that super annoyed the Druids during the Bushnoid eight, is on-going and upcoming.
Correct-o-moondo! The imperialist occupation of the former Macedonian Empire continues. Correct-o-moondo! The Druid tax dime is still financing the Americano lifestyle for zillions of mercenaries faunching around over in the former Macedonian Empire. Correct-o-moondo! The mother fucking border wall is making progress. And don’t make any mistake. That border wall is a literal mother fucker. Just ask the WG. Finally, there are plenty of Republicans still in the executive branch. But Ralph Nader aint in the executive branch. Noper.
So the Druid support for Obama is gradually edging toward indifference. Oh well. However, when the alternatives are another goose stepper on the Supreme, the Kay and Rick Show, or the Tea Party Geriatrics, indifference may be a fairly strong endorsement.
You know, if a Druid like me was president, those attending Tea Parties might wonder, Where’s my Social Security check? No check would cut down on the already scanty attendance at those Tea Party events. The fact is, those old Tea Party fuckers are more examples of white people biting the hand that feeds them. Whatever happened to thank you for my Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, electricity, paved streets, sanitation, virtual protection from foreigners, cheap labor, etc.
Alas, in Americanoland there are no rational alternatives to the Obama Orama, yet. But just like the potential ecological importance of fire in central Tejas, that could change.
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, September 06, 2009
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