Has the Demon Mammon Headed for Haiti, Via Idaho?

Yepper. Probably there got to be a shortage of labor in the Idaho fast food industry or tater fields. So the Demon Mammon instructs his Baptist servitors, Y’all need to head on down to Haiti. We have a cheap labor emergency in these parts. Yet withal there is now a solution with all these Creole children or babies at loose ends.

An important subset of the Mammonites is the Southern Baptists. Follow the money trail to Haiti.

Mercy!