Karma Schmarma

Yesterday, Crumby spent a great while laundering the Red Blade. Mercy! No wonder many ride a bike for a while then get a new bike pre-maintenance. Course, in all, or nearly all, honesty, the Red Blade never has been cleaned off in like 20 years. So it may have been dirtier than your average bicycle. Maybe. Goodness! Mercy!

OK. To get a chain actually clean, you most likely shall need to take it off the bicycle. Jeez F. Louise! Truth is. To get the bike actually clean. You probably need to disassemble it. This is one of the many reasons bikes may be a racket, as opposed to a legitimate means of transportation here in autosuckerland.

So assuming you wish to take your used $200 bike apart for cleaning, How much do you reckon you might need to spend on the tools required for bike disassembly? More than $200. Much more.

What needs to happen is, Somebody needs to vend a working class bike. That's right. A bike that comes with all the tools an average numb nut needs to maintnenance his or her bike.

If this does not happen, bikes will never compete in Americanoland, the Nazi paradise.

Another spectacular ovation provided for free by Crumby.
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Uh. Hey Crumby! Is there a working class still inhabiting these parts?