Okies Spelled Backwards

It was back in 2006 that the CB Druids first became aware that Natas and Okies have much in common with Satan and Seiko. Besides the obvious, people that are dumb enough to pray to Jesus for rain, also can easily be fooled into believing their watch batteries never need replacing.

Oh man. How dumb is it asking Jesus to make it rain? Jesus may have lived all his actual or fictional life in the desert. Did he make it rain back then? Course not. He couldn't. That's because deserts feature high pressure. So the rains fall not. Course Jesus' dad could make it rain. Frogs. He could make it rain frogs. Very useful if you like frog legs.

Too little, too late for the rain. Merciful Goddess could make it rain. But She won't until all these wicked evil doers get thinned out.

But what we actually need to discuss today is watch repair. Crumby just now fixed his Seiko kinetic watch that has been out of commission for like five passages of the tiny planet Earth around cruel giant Ogma. How amazing is that? Amazing yes. But is it a miracle?

No. If you need special gear to do the job, it is not a miracle. Like minimally, to fix your Seiko kinetic by yourself, you will need modest magnification and good light. That's because two of the screws and screwholes you are fixing to deal with are almost microscopic. Lucky for Crumby he had a Russian communist dissecting microscope capable of providing good views of the Lilliput watch works.

Then also, if you purchase your new battery or whatever from Battery Bob, you get a very nice free plastic tweezer. You'll need a nice tweezer. See! It's gear you need. Not miracles. When it comes to watch repair.