Ant baffles Baltimore Oriole

What a stupid and misleading headline? Yet it is the kind of headline one might encounter daily in the bourgeois press or media. That is, if one actually read or perused any of those lying or sin infested print journals or similar electric tomes. Remember! Freedom of the press is freedom to own the press.

As this picture clearly shows, a particular Baltimore Oriole, one of the literally dozens of Class Aves fall migrants passing through Austink in time for ACL, is sitting on the ant baffle. The fact is, he likes to drink out of the ant baffle. (Not sure if Gorilla Glue is 100% safe for orioles. But even Gorilla glue water may be better than dying of thirst).

Orioles at the CB are something of a rarity. That said, Red authorized Crumby to put out a grapefruit for the oriole. We shall espy anon whether orioles like grapefruit maybe.