If It Aint One Thing, It's Twain

An average kindly naturalist puts out hummer feeders for the hummers. That's right. But then that same kindly individual may need ant baffles to keep the ants from swarming the feeders. So here you go. Baffles. But then a bunch of the dern finches learn how to drink out of the ant baffles. Fine and dandy like Xmas candy. But then those same dang finches, while enjoying a nice delicious drink of cool water out of the ant baffles, then decide to simultaneously crap all over the hummer feeders. See. Crap, like most everything, falls downward due to the force of gravity also known as the God of Gravity. If It Aint One Thing, It's Twain!

But why Crumby? Why? Many or few may query. Why put out those hummer feeders in the first place?

Er. Well actually, hummer feeders may be a mere conceit. Turns out, it might have been better to just keep the hummer plants watered. Although, that might have got us arrested by the Stinky Valley enviro-police. Once again. Bears repeating. If It Aint One Thing, It's Twain!