The Wenger Rape Whistle Arrives at Last. Mercy!

Crumby's rape whistle is finally here.  It barely beat his second lifetime social security checks arrival.  How close is that?   Well.  Never mind.  Better late than never. Mercy!

Say Crumby.  Isn't your Social Security check, direct deposit?

Course it it is, Ray. 

Well.   Why then the general panic over the the rape whistle's arrival  coinciding with the arrival of the second Social Security check?

Easy that Ray.  It 's because senor,  I mean senior citizens in the Repooblick de Tejas  may be especially vulnerable to criminals swiping our social security via armed robbery.  Which is why we may need to blow our rape whistles before we get blown away by heavily armed, criminal Booblicks after our SS.  Goodness!  Mercy!  Then,once we blow our whistles, maybe the Tejas Rangers shall discover our miserable corpses, absent the SS checks, and figure out which culprits took our money.  For heaven's sake.

Notice how Crumby ignores Ray 's question, Isn't your social security check, direct deposit?

While all that may be troubling, consider other potential trouble. Like the documentation provided by the newly moribund Wenger company.  See!   The box has a Matterhorn label.  Which is good. Because the current version of the Wenger knife containing the rape whistle is deemed Matterhorn.  But check out the Tools and Features documentation on Various Wenger Swiss Army Knives that came in the box.  Do you espy a rape whistle?  Nope.  No rape whistle.  There  are plenty of tools.  But not one of them is a whistle, or rape whistle.  No.  

Well.  There is apparently less security in /Swiss capitalism than there is even in Social Security.