Potential Safety Topic - Environmental Hazard - horseapples

If ye find horseapples on the playground ye should not pick 'em up. Horseapples are not play purtys. If ye do pick 'em up and examine 'em, you should wash yer hands before ye put yer fingers in yer eyes or nostrils or mouth. Ye should not play catch with horseapples or have horseapple fights. Ye should not throw horseapples from speeding cars at mailboxes or other objects. If ye do any of these things, ye should wash yer hands before ye stick yer fingers in yer eyes or bodily orifices like yer ears. If ye do get horseapple juice in yer eyes, or in an orifice, ye did not pay attention and ye'll have to suffer, fer it.

from Red's Potential Safety Topic Handbook fer Tabby Labbers under (Maclura pomifera)