Ray has Shown the Way

and in tribute to the normally placid Ray,

The Good Bye to Shoat Skitters Song

Good bye to shoat skitter wranglin'
Farewell to temporary tails
I'm gonna go away and leave you lay
Never gonna smell you any
Never gonna smell you any

I'm gonna shuck off these rubber boots
I'm gonna throw away my pail
I'm gonna bury all my overalls
Never gonna sniff em any
Never gonna sniff em any

I'm gonna take the clothes pin off my nose
I'm gonna take a bath
I'm gonna wink at every sphincter blink
Never gonna step and fetch it
Never gonna step and fetch it

I'm gonna ride upon a faerie boat, never to return again

So it's goodbye, farewell, stink on forever
Goodbye my fine shoat skitters
Goodbye my fine shoat skitters
Goodbye my dollar and my di- i -ime