Ray's Thought for the Day
Whoa! Here's an announcement from Mr. Red Ears, Proprietor.
That little bit of rain water we got last night aint gonna cut it. So due to deterioratin' environmental conditions, I am fixin' to close all the comfort stations. Everyone will have to lala outside. What I am expectin' is that all of ye will have the good sense to lala on some vegetation that looks stressed out and needs the moisture. Now it may be that the ladies are somewhat more aggravated by this than say, Lomo, who generally goes outside anyway. So the ladies will need to brush up on their invisibility spells if they are sensitive about their privacies. Or another suggestion is, transmigrate yerselves into a pet or livestock appearance before ye go out to lala. On second thought, transmigrate yerself into a pet or livestock right after ye go outside. We got too much stray livestock wanderin' into the house now fer me to keep track of which is which. RED
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