It's, I Am a Sneeze in the Pasture Month and the CB Tree is Baby Cotyledons

Lookee here Red. These baby cotyledons can turn up anywhere.

Ray, ye dern knothead, do ye expect me to fancy that there baby cotyledon is growin' out of a Dolmen?

Mebbe, mebbe not. But see here Red, ye can tell whut kind of baby cotyledon it be.

Ye can?

Yepper, on account of that little leaf down below, this uns first leaf after the baby cotyledons. See, ye can just espy it if ye peer deep into the Dolmen.

Well, fer Goddess Sakes. That's one I seen afore many a time. This here is whut the vulgar spell a crane's-bill.

Yepper, ye may have hit the hole Red, but peer yet agin into the Dolmen and tell me what ye see?

Dern it Ray, them appear to be stipules. Well I swan.

Yepper, that they be, stipules of a (Erodium texanum) and.......

Whut ere ye a doin'? Sugarplum here and me Sweetiepie er wonderin whut ye be a doin'. We been at the school but the Goddess of Reality Checks has brung us back here to the CB on account of she said we was smart enough. Aint that right Sugarplum? Yepper and now we espy ye been a drinkin'. Aint it a might early to be a hittin' the Dolmen? That's right Sugarplum. Nancy warned that ye Ray and ol' Red there was ale bibbers and here we see the hard evidence of just that, a drinkin' even right before us Tabby Labbers, that is the twain of us, both me Sweetiepie and Sugarplum. Whut do ye have to say fer yerselves a drinkin' afore Tabby Labbers and little uns as we be at that?

Er, Red I'm feelin' faint! Could ye help me out to the fresh air?

Yepper Ray, I see ye have done gone a mite pale. Er, ye twain Tabby Labbers look into that Dolmen fer a spell, and I'll be back here directly and ye can spell Red on yer discoveries.

All righty then Red, I shall indeed inspect this here Dolmen and Sweetiepie will do likewise awaitin' yer return. Hope ye get to feelin' better Ray.