Newsflash! Chitlin’ Snacking at an Undisclosed Location

Chitlin’ Cheney, the VP is back to work at an undisclosed location, somewhat recovered from his recent terrible ordeal in Kenedy County, Texas. But just to make sure he is hunky dory, and to keep his appetite satisfied, Chitlin’ has sent out his security details to scour the countryside for delicious cinnamon buns. The security details are under specific orders to acquire all the delicious cinnamon buns in central Texas, and fly back, on private jets with all those cinnamon buns to Chitlin’s undisclosed location. This is just to make sure that Chitlin’ has plenty of delicious cinnamon buns which he needs for brain food and to keep his mouth full so he won’t talk unnecessarily.

Now I, Ms. Rayetta, Press Person, have a man of the people, Mr. Ray Pistrum, a passerby gawking at the camera here, so I shall interview him on this subtopic. Mr. Pistrum, should Chitlin’ acquire all the delicious buns in central Texas using the full power, office and apparently limitless funding of the federal authority to acquire those delicious cinnamon buns for himself?

Huh! No, no, no! Please, please, please! Snuffle! Snuffle, snuffle, snuffle, choke! Whoa!!!!!!

Jeez Louise and Triplicate Orphinks! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! That’s the worst nightmare I, Ray ever had!