Ray's Thought for the Day - Fatter Babies, Great!

Attempting to navigate the perilous sea of pseudo-science, what passes for a daily newspaper in these parts reports that babies are, on average, born fatter than ever. Also, a fat baby is liable to stay fat all its life, if it continually engages on a pattern of guzzling up more food energy than it expends. These new babies could eventually grow too big for houses. They'd have to be ensconced under circus tents and hosed down like elephants for sanitation. Praise the Goddess. Will there be a fat baby boom? Gee, I hope so!

Let's see. Will fatter babies make the globe hotter? Easy that, you betchum Red Ryder. Everyone knows that fatter babies are naturally hotter. Great!