Red's Boring Political Commentary Translated by the Lovely Druidess Rayetta

Yepper. The Christians, Muslims and Jews, oh my, shall be at it to the end. Does that mean though, because they seem busy, murdering one another, that they will be too busy to murder heathens? Easy that, noper. We have to stay alert and well armed to protect ourselves and our associated species.

What is the Wicker Man? Easy that, the Wicker Man is the natural response to the human situation, considered globally.

Newsflash! Sleeza is arriving at the Kinglet's in Crawford. The SUV's with a DPS escort are on the way and shall arrive anon. How important is that? Maybe Sleeza will brief the Kinglet on the heat. The Kinglet still hasn't done anything about the heat.