Ray's Thought for the Day
Whoa! It aint even 11 o'clock and it's already 90 degrees in the shade. Er. The vendor provided me with an extra big delicious cinnamon bun. Delicious cinnamon buns may not be the best treat for this weather.
Ray, can I have some of your cinnamon bun?
No.
Why not Ray? That cinnamon bun would choke a hippo.
Never mind that Crumby. I was the one that Perambulated for Produce and I am the one who shall eat this delicious cinnamon bun all up as a reward for perambulating for produce.
You know Ray, that much dough at one sitting could make you sick.
No it won't.
All righty then, Ray, see you later. Enjoy your cinnamon bun.
All righty then. Jeez Louise. Now maybe I can eat my delicious cinnamon bun in peace. Hark! Those dogs are eyeballing my cinnamon bun too. Go on you dogs. Dogs don't like cinnamon buns. I better devour this delicious extra large cinnamon bun expeditiously and wash it down with some delicious instant coffee.
Mmmmmmmm. That was delicious. Er. Dang it. All this controversy over my delcious cinnamon has caused me to break out in a sweat. Er. That particular cinnamon bun may not be digesting with the usual aplomb of a delicious cinnamon bun. Er. I may need to get the ladies to give me a tummy rub.
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One can easily see from this, maybe, that Ray should have shared his cinnamon bun with Crumby and the dogs.
The Arkdruid
Ray, can I have some of your cinnamon bun?
No.
Why not Ray? That cinnamon bun would choke a hippo.
Never mind that Crumby. I was the one that Perambulated for Produce and I am the one who shall eat this delicious cinnamon bun all up as a reward for perambulating for produce.
You know Ray, that much dough at one sitting could make you sick.
No it won't.
All righty then, Ray, see you later. Enjoy your cinnamon bun.
All righty then. Jeez Louise. Now maybe I can eat my delicious cinnamon bun in peace. Hark! Those dogs are eyeballing my cinnamon bun too. Go on you dogs. Dogs don't like cinnamon buns. I better devour this delicious extra large cinnamon bun expeditiously and wash it down with some delicious instant coffee.
Mmmmmmmm. That was delicious. Er. Dang it. All this controversy over my delcious cinnamon has caused me to break out in a sweat. Er. That particular cinnamon bun may not be digesting with the usual aplomb of a delicious cinnamon bun. Er. I may need to get the ladies to give me a tummy rub.
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One can easily see from this, maybe, that Ray should have shared his cinnamon bun with Crumby and the dogs.
The Arkdruid
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