Ray's Thought for the Day - Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
It’s not just your lawn that’s no longer green
Noper, That’s right, it aint just the CB lawn. The headline of the lead editorial in what passes for a daily newspaper in these parts got that right on the date of the Julian, August 21. The editorial scribenoid goes on to inform us that two ruling class types use up preposterous amounts of water on the grounds of their mansions. They even give the names of these evil water guzzling ruling class types. Both of the ruling class type water guzzlers habitate somewhere in, north Texas. Those evil ruling class type water guzzlers may not be subscribers.
The scribenoid goes on to bemoan all the monetary losses the state has suffered due to the latest drought. The inference the scribenoid wants me to make is that this drought might be as bad as previous droughts, even as bad as the drought of the 50's or of the 30's, if we hadn’t learned how to dig really deep wells and suck out the Ogalalla Aquifer. So the Ogalalla Aquifer has kept us from having another dust bowl? What disingenuous hogwash.
The daily rag has never heard of a local water guzzler land broker it didn’t just love. To prove how deep the love goes, the daily rag universally advocates tax breaks, at the behest of local land brokers, attracting new development from hither and yon. Yepper, the daily is making it hotter. Heat is good for the economy.
Have you seen the Wicker Man? Praise the Goddess.
Noper, That’s right, it aint just the CB lawn. The headline of the lead editorial in what passes for a daily newspaper in these parts got that right on the date of the Julian, August 21. The editorial scribenoid goes on to inform us that two ruling class types use up preposterous amounts of water on the grounds of their mansions. They even give the names of these evil water guzzling ruling class types. Both of the ruling class type water guzzlers habitate somewhere in, north Texas. Those evil ruling class type water guzzlers may not be subscribers.
The scribenoid goes on to bemoan all the monetary losses the state has suffered due to the latest drought. The inference the scribenoid wants me to make is that this drought might be as bad as previous droughts, even as bad as the drought of the 50's or of the 30's, if we hadn’t learned how to dig really deep wells and suck out the Ogalalla Aquifer. So the Ogalalla Aquifer has kept us from having another dust bowl? What disingenuous hogwash.
The daily rag has never heard of a local water guzzler land broker it didn’t just love. To prove how deep the love goes, the daily rag universally advocates tax breaks, at the behest of local land brokers, attracting new development from hither and yon. Yepper, the daily is making it hotter. Heat is good for the economy.
Have you seen the Wicker Man? Praise the Goddess.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, August 22, 2006
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