Crumby's Telescope Tomfoolery Notes - Danger!

As you know, panic attacks are the top-of-the-line global threat to human existence. That is why one should always remember to make sure one's Rigel Quickfinder is turned off when not in use. For nothing is more likely to induce widespread panic than a Quickfinder with a dead battery.

It is very easy for me, Crumby Ovate, to imagine a scenario in which one chance smart ass remark, uttered in the Stygian darkness, regarding a dead Rigel battery, could trigger a chain of events leading to the extermination of humanity on the eastern Edwards Plateau. All that would be required; a chain reaction panic attack.

So make sure to switch that Rigel off when you are done espying the celestial bodies. And remember to keep some extra batteries some place where you can find them in a timely fashion. Panic kills!!!!

The picture here indicates out of focus Rings of Rigel when the Rigel has a fresh, properly installed battery. Raymone took this picture while concealed in the stygian darkness of the Boy's Comfort Station. That's why the rings are a tad out of focus.