Crumby's Telescope Tomfoolery Notes - Rise Up Lleu Llaw
Rouse yourself Lleu Llaw from slobbery repose upon those ample bosoms. We should assay the gloom of the stygian darkness, anon.
Yawn! All righty then Crumby. Let us hie hence into that very gloom you mention.
Out we went. Mercy! The eastern sky is the best it has ever been, ever, or at least since the advent of the Tomfoolery methodology in these parts. Mercy!
Confusion reigns, for I can not decide upon which celestial wonder should have precedence over some other celestial wonder, all nakedly splendid. Mercy! Also I can't decide which of the vast array of telescopery gear available, to employ for the espying of all these marvelous wonders. Er. Lleu Llaw, fetch forth the Lomo for the fickle Ogma is fixing to betray the Druidry anon.
Hurriedly, we set up all our gear. Mercy! Where's the binoculars? There they are, lying all dewy upon the grassy sward. Dang it! Someone left the binoculars out all night. Where's my bandana? Yuck! Not that one, the clean one.
At last we were all set. There was the crescent moon and Saturn up a ways along the ecliptic highway. And the Twinks, up above that. Lleu Llaw, adjust the Lomo handles Twinkward! Yepper. There's Mekbuda, named for when Buddha was planning a trip to Mecca, but decided to stay home. There's also the interesting lesser twink of the twain, Castor. Mercy!
All the celestial wonders, even Orion's dogs also are shining down on both the Crumby Ovate and Lleu Llaw Guffes. Mercy! Sirius the Dog Star is so bright that I send Lleu Llaw off to get us some sun screen. Mercy!
Yet lurking among the brilliant celestial wonders of the eastern sky is also that strange, yet mysterious, beast, that makes mock of bilateral symmetry, the Monoceros.
Yawn! All righty then Crumby. Let us hie hence into that very gloom you mention.
Out we went. Mercy! The eastern sky is the best it has ever been, ever, or at least since the advent of the Tomfoolery methodology in these parts. Mercy!
Confusion reigns, for I can not decide upon which celestial wonder should have precedence over some other celestial wonder, all nakedly splendid. Mercy! Also I can't decide which of the vast array of telescopery gear available, to employ for the espying of all these marvelous wonders. Er. Lleu Llaw, fetch forth the Lomo for the fickle Ogma is fixing to betray the Druidry anon.
Hurriedly, we set up all our gear. Mercy! Where's the binoculars? There they are, lying all dewy upon the grassy sward. Dang it! Someone left the binoculars out all night. Where's my bandana? Yuck! Not that one, the clean one.
At last we were all set. There was the crescent moon and Saturn up a ways along the ecliptic highway. And the Twinks, up above that. Lleu Llaw, adjust the Lomo handles Twinkward! Yepper. There's Mekbuda, named for when Buddha was planning a trip to Mecca, but decided to stay home. There's also the interesting lesser twink of the twain, Castor. Mercy!
All the celestial wonders, even Orion's dogs also are shining down on both the Crumby Ovate and Lleu Llaw Guffes. Mercy! Sirius the Dog Star is so bright that I send Lleu Llaw off to get us some sun screen. Mercy!
Yet lurking among the brilliant celestial wonders of the eastern sky is also that strange, yet mysterious, beast, that makes mock of bilateral symmetry, the Monoceros.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, September 19, 2006
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